An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal in the men’s bathroom.
After the accountant finished, he zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands, clear up to his elbows. He used 10 paper towels before finishing.
He then turned to the other two men
“I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be clean.”, he commented.
The lawyer finished and zipped up. He quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, “I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious.”
The cowboy also finished and zipped up. While he was walking out the door, he said.
“I graduated from Texas Tech University and they taught us not to piss on our hands.”
Urgent need to use the bathroom
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom.
He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied.
A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, “I’ll let you use the ladies’ room, but on one condition – don’t touch the buttons on the wall!”
The man breathed a sigh of relief while sitting on the toilet, and his attention drifted to the buttons on the wall. The buttons were marked “WW, WA, PP and ATR”.
Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked “WW” and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom.
He thought, “Wow, this is strangely pleasant, women really have it made!”
Still curious, he pressed the button marked “WA” and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters.
“This is amazing!” he thought, “Men’s rooms having nothing like this!”
He then pressed the button marked “PP”, which yielded a large powder puff that delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.
Well, naturally he couldn’t resist the last button marked “ATR”, and then everything went black.
When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.
When she appeared, he cried out, “What happened to me?! The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies’ room on a plane!”
The nurse replied,
“Yes, I’m sure you were having a great time until you pressed the ‘ATR’ button, which stands for ‘Automatic Tampon Remover.’”
Rabbit Opens A Public Musical Toilet In The Forest.
The little rabbit opens a public musical toilet in the forest.
The animals are all queuing to try it. First comes the fox.
“What kind of music would you like?”, the little rabbit asks.
“Definitely heavy metal”, the fox answers.
“2 dollars”, says the rabbit and he presses some buttons on the machine.
The fox hands over the money, enters the toilet, and comes out totally relieved and refreshed in a few minutes.
Next, the wolf comes up.
“What kind of music would you like?”
“Ooh, some eerie jazz, please.”
“2 bucks.”
Wolf enters the toilet, rabbit presses the buttons, wolf comes out grinning.
“This is awesome, thanks!”
Next, the bear is running up to the little rabbit and hastily throws 2 dollars on the table.
“C’mon, let me in, I really have to go!”
“What kind of music would you like?”
“Anything, whatever, just hurry up!”
The little rabbit shrugs and presses the buttons as the bear enters the room.
In two minutes, the bear comes out, he is dripping wet and very grumpy.
“Did you really,” he turns angrily to the little rabbit,
“really have to choose the national anthem?”
