An elderly man was chatting with his eighty-year-old buddy and asked, “So, I hear you’re getting married?”
“Yep!” his buddy replied happily.
“Do I know her?”
“Nope.”
“Well, is she good-looking?”
“Not really.”
“Is she a great cook?”
“Nah, she can’t cook to save her life.”
“Does she have a lot of money?”
“Nope! She’s as poor as a church mouse.”
“Well, then… is she good in bed?”
“Honestly, I don’t know.”
The man stared at his friend in complete disbelief. “Then why in the world do you want to marry her?!”
His buddy smiled wide and replied, “Because she can still drive at night!”
