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The Fifty Shades of “What’s For Dinner?”

Three women—one engaged, one a mistress, and one married for over 20 years—met for lunch and decided to spice up their relationships. The plan: greet their men at the door wearing nothing but a black bra, high heels, and a mystery mask.

A few days later, they met up to share the results:

The fiancée: “When my guy saw me, he gasped, told me I was the woman of his dreams, and we made passionate love all night long!”

The mistress: “I surprised my lover at his office wearing a raincoat with just the lingerie and mask underneath. He literally started trembling and we had the wildest night ever!”

The 20-year wife: “Well, my husband walked through the front door, stared at me in my black bra, stockings, heels, and mask, and said…”

“Hey, what’s for dinner, Zorro?”