The Guy In The Next Stall Wasn’t Talking To Him
I was sitting in a bathroom stall “doing my business”, when suddenly the guy in the neighbour stall started: **”Hey man, how are you doing?”**.
A little confused I replied: **”Ehm good, I guess.”**
To my surprise the guy continued with: **”What ya doin’?”**
<br>Despite being even more confused I manage to mumble: **”Oh. Ehm. I guess the same as you.”**
Without any hesitation in his voice he said: **”Cool. Do you want me to come over and help you out?”**
A bit scared, I replied as firmly as I could: **”Hey man, I really appreciate the offer and all, but I am not into that kinda stuff and doing all fine here and……”**
And before I could finish my sentence the guy said: **”Hang on a minute John, there is this weird guy in the neighbour stall, who is replying to eveything I say.”**
