The Chicken Regretted Entering This Marriage Argument
One night, a farmer walked upstairs carrying a chicken tucked under his arm.
He marched into the bedroom where his wife was lying in bed reading.
Holding up the chicken, the farmer said loudly:
“This is the pig I’ve been sleeping with.”
His wife slowly lowered her book, looked at the animal, then looked back at her husband.
“You absolute idiot,” she snapped.
“That’s not a pig… it’s a chicken.”
The farmer stared at her for a second and shouted:
“SHUT THE HELL UP!”
“I was talking to the chicken!”
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A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp.
She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual.
The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:
She says
“I want my husband to have eyes only for me.
I want to be the only one in his life.
I want him to sleep always by my side.
I want that when he gets up in the morning I’m the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.”
The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone…
