One evening, a wife angrily started packing her clothes into a suitcase.
Her husband looked up and asked,
“Where are you going?”
“I’m leaving! I’m moving back to my mother’s house!” she snapped.
The husband nodded calmly… then got up and started packing his own clothes too.
The wife stopped and stared at him.
“Now where are YOU going?”
“I’m moving to my mother’s house too,” he replied.
The wife crossed her arms.
“And what about the kids?”
The husband zipped up his suitcase and said,
“Well… if you’re going to your mother, and I’m going to my mother…”
“…then I guess the kids should go to THEIR mother.”
A few minutes later…
Both suitcases were unpacked. 😝
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Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office right now.
Little Johnny: Yes, sir!
Boss: Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?
Little Johnny: Yes, sir! The customer is always right.
Boss: So what were you arguing about with that customer?
Little Johnny: He said my boss is stupid and an idiot, sir!
Boss: That dumm man. What did you say to him?
Little Johnny: I told him he’s right.
