God was putting the finishing touches on creation and had just two leftover traits. He decided to let Adam and Eve choose who got what.
“The first trait,” God announced, “is the ability to pee standing up.”
Before God could even finish, Adam started jumping up and down like an excited schoolboy. “Oh, please give that to me! It’s perfect for a man! Please, please, please!”
Eve smiled graciously and shrugged. “If he wants it that badly, let him have it.”
So, God granted Adam his wish. Adam immediately went wild with excitement—whizzing against a rock, writing his name in the sand, and shouting, “Look, Eve, I’m a lawn sprinkler!”
God and Eve watched his chaotic victory lap in amused silence. Finally, God turned to Eve and sighed, “Well, I guess that leaves you with the very last trait.”
“What’s that?” Eve asked.
God smiled and replied:
“Brains.”
