An Australian drover walked into a pub with a pet crocodile under his arm, set it on the bar counter, and announced a wager to the room:
“I’m going to open this croc’s mouth, place my manhood inside, and let him close it for a full minute. If I pull it out completely unscathed, every one of you buys me a beer!”
The intrigued crowd eagerly agreed. The drover dropped his trousers and placed his credentials right inside the reptile’s fearsome jaws. The croc snapped its mouth shut, and the entire pub gasped.
Exactly sixty seconds later, the drover grabbed a heavy glass beer bottle and smacked the crocodile hard, right on top of its head. The croc winced, opened its mouth wide, and the man retrieved his equipment completely unharmed.
The crowd cheered wildly, and the free drinks flowed for hours.
A few pints later, the energized drover slammed his glass down and shouted, “Alright! I’ll give $100 cash to anyone in here brave enough to try that exact same stunt!”
The bar fell dead silent. No one dared to move. Finally, a blonde woman in the back slowly raised her hand and timidly called out:
“I’ll do it… but you have to promise not to hit me so hard on the head with that bottle!”
