Paddy works as a cleaner for a the doctor’s rooms and one afternoon, says to Paddy, “Paddy, please keep an eye out for any patients who might come in then you can leave at 6 like normal. I’ve got rush out on an emergency.”
The following morning, the doctor asks Paddy how it went.
Paddy says, “There was three patients. The first, had a cough so I gave him cough mixture.”
The doctor nods and says, “Good, good and next?”
Paddy says, “The second, he says he got allergy to grass so I give him an antihistamine.”
Again, the doctor nods and says, “And then?”
Paddy replies, “Well, the third, she was a woman. She comes in, r*mov*s all her cl*thes, cl*mbs st*rk n*k*d on the examination table and says she hasn’t seen a man in over three years.”
“Begorra,” exclaims the doctor. “So what did you do?”
Paddy replies, “I did what any man would do. I put eyedrops in her eyes.”
