He’s quick!
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is Carmen.”
“That’s a beautiful name,” he replied. “Is it a family name?”
“No,” she replied. “As a matter of fact, I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men. Therefore, I chose ‘Carmen.’”
“Is that so?” the man asked, highly amused.
“It is,” she nodded, then asked, “What’s your name?”
Without missing a beat, he answered, “B. J. Titsengolf.”
