Two Elderly People Flirt With Each Other At A Seniors’ Singles Bar
One night two old people were at a seniors’ singles bar.
The two started to hit it off and began flirting with each other.
After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman,
“If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?”
“Depends…”, the old woman replies shyly.
“Depends on what?” he asks.
“On my bottom – where else?!”
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Elderly Lady Sends Her Husband A Romantic Text Message. See His Funny Reply
An elderly couple had just learned how to send texts on their cell phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”
The husband texted back to her:
“I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”
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An Elderly Lady Settled Down In Her Local Train Seat.
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes.
As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her, pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice.
“Hi Sweetheart, it’s Mike I’m on the Train.
Yes, I know it’s Six thirty and not four thirty, but I had A Long Meeting.
No, honey, I was not with Paula from the Accounts Office, I was with the Boss attending the meeting.
No Sweetheart,
You’re the only one in My life
Yes, I’m sure dear.”
Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly.
When the Young Woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone.
“Darling, hang up the phone and come back to bed.”
Now, mike is back from the hospital and doesn’t use his cell phone in Public Any Longer!
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