Three coworkers find a magic lamp during lunch.
A genie pops out:
“Three wishes. One each.”
The assistant jumps in first:
“Send me to Bali. No stress. No emails. Just waves and peace.”
POOF. Gone.
The sales guy doesn’t even hesitate:
“Hawaii. Beach. Cocktails. Private massage. My girl with me.”
POOF. Gone.
Now it’s just the boss.
The genie turns to him:
“And your wish?”
The boss doesn’t even blink.
“I want both of them back in the office after lunch.”
