1. The Shampoo Problem
A blonde man found the shampoo, but yelled to his wife,
“It says ‘For Dry Hair’… but I already got my hair wet!”
2. The Letter
A blonde man found an envelope on his doormat marked,
“DO NOT BEND.”
He spent the next two hours trying to figure out how to pick it up without bending.
3. The Emergency Call
A panicked blonde man called the doctor.
“My wife is having contractions two minutes apart!”
The doctor asked, “Is this her first child?”
The man shouted,
“No… this is her husband!”
