They Tried to Walk Out… He Had Other Plans
Back in the 1970s, there was an old university professor known for one thing — his lectures were always technically brilliant, but his sense of humor was… questionable.
Every class, without fail, he would start with a cr*de, v*lgar joke before getting into the lesson.
At first, the students tolerated it. Some laughed awkwardly. Others just rolled their eyes. But over time, it became a pattern — and it was getting worse.
One morning, he walked into the lecture hall, placed his notes on the desk, looked around the room and said casually:
“Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of wh*res in Newfoundland?”
A heavy silence fell over the room.
This time, several female students had already agreed beforehand — enough was enough.
Without hesitation, they all stood up at once, gathered their things, and started walking toward the exit.
The professor paused for a second, watching them go.
Then he raised his voice calmly:
“Ladies… wait.”
The room froze. Even the students at the door stopped.
The professor adjusted his glasses, glanced at the clock, and added with perfect timing:
💀 FINAL PUNCHLINE
“The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow.”
