Little Red Riding Hood was happily skipping through the forest when she spotted the Big Bad Wolf hiding behind a log.
She looked at him and said, “My, what big eyes you have!”
The wolf immediately ran away.
A little later, she spotted him hiding behind a tree.
“My, what big ears you have!” she said.
The wolf took off again.
A few minutes later, Little Red Riding Hood saw him crouching behind a road sign.
“My, what big teeth you have!” she exclaimed.
That was the final straw.
The Big Bad Wolf jumped up, furious, and shouted,
“Would you please leave me alone?! I’m just trying to use the bathroom in peace!”
Little Red Riding Hood blinked.
“Well… that explains a lot.”
The wolf sighed.
“Finally! Someone who understands the importance of privacy.”
