The Wife’s Hilarious Response to Her Husband’s Letter
Dear Husband,
Thanks for your letter. Everything at my parents’ place is great, no need to worry. Oh, by the way, I’ve transferred all the money from your card to mine. I was a little worried about your finances, but seeing you survive without your bank card, I feel lighter already.
Just a heads-up: under the kitchen cabinet there are 2 boxes of instant noodles. I know you’re busy feasting on octopus, lobster, and shark fin, but in a few days, you might need those noodles… just in case.
Say hi to the neighbor for me. She has a house payment due at the end of the month; you wouldn’t want to say goodbye to a new friend, would you? And please, never water the flowers at home – all cactus, remember. The cat is with me, so no need to look for it.
Your little brothers won’t bother you either – they keep telling me to divorce you and find a more worthy man.
Honestly, being back at my parents’ place is wonderful: no laundry, no cooking, freedom to shop… I’m really happy!
Have fun with the neighbor tomorrow. I heard her new boyfriend is a boxing coach – can’t confirm if true or not. You’ll have to verify that for me!
With love and determination,
Your beloved wife
