Husband: “Hey, babe! Let’s test your brain today!”
Wife: “Bring it on.”
Husband: “Okay, imagine you’re lost in the middle of a forest. No GPS, no phone signal, nothing. What would you do?”
The wife thought for a moment.
“I’d pick up a big rock, find a coyote, and try to hit it.”
The husband stared at her.
“What?! How on earth would that help?”
She smiled confidently.
“Easy. My dad always said that when a coyote senses danger, it runs toward the city.”
The husband blinked.
“So…?”
She shrugged.
“I follow the coyote.”
“Boom! Straight back to civilization.”
The husband sat there in silence for a few seconds.
Then he quietly opened his laptop…
…and deleted his entire college degree folder.
He finally whispered,
“Somewhere along the way, I clearly missed that class.”
Moral:
Never underestimate a wife’s logic.
It doesn’t need Google Maps…
It creates its own route.
