Jacob and Jessica were happily engaged, but there was one distracting problem: Jessica’s stunning 20-year-old younger sister, who constantly wore revealing outfits and flirted shamelessly with Jacob.
One afternoon, the sister called Jacob over to “check the wedding invitations.” When he arrived, she was completely alone.
She leaned in close and whispered that she had uncontrollable desires for him, begging to “have him” just once before he committed his life to her sister. With a provocative wink, she sauntered up the stairs, threw her panties down at him, and called out, “If you want me, come up and take me.”
Jacob stood frozen for a moment. Then, he turned around, walked straight out the front door, and marched directly toward his car.
Suddenly, his future father-in-law stepped out from behind the bushes, tears of joy in his eyes. He hugged Jacob tightly and beamed:
“We are so incredibly happy! You passed our little family test. We couldn’t ask for a better, more honorable man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!”
The Moral of the Story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
