A woman went to her priest with a serious problem.
“Father,” she said, “I have two female parrots, and all they ever say is, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?’”
The priest looked shocked.
“That’s terrible! Bring them to me. I have two male parrots who spend their days praying the rosary and reading the Bible. Surely they can teach your parrots some manners.”
The next day, the woman brought her parrots to the church and placed them in the cage with the priest’s birds.
The two male parrots were quietly praying.
Then the female parrots immediately started squawking,
“Hi, we’re prostitutes! Want to have some fun?”
The male parrots stopped praying.
They looked at each other in silence.
Finally, one whispered,
“Put the rosary away, brother…”
The other raised an eyebrow.
“Why?”
He grinned.
“Because our prayers have finally been answered!”
