The power company hired three new guys to work on the power lines.
They were instructed to go out and install new power poles.
One guy was older, mostly bald, another was younger, and had a shaved head, and the third guy was middle aged, and had blonde hair.
At the end of the day, the supervisor asked each guy how many poles they got planted.
The bald guy said 7. The shaved head guy said 8. The blonde guy said 1.
The supervisor said, the bald guy planted 7, and the shaved head guy planted 8, what’s the problem, you only planted 1?
The blonde guy responded, yeah, but look how much they left sticking out of the ground!
When a professor is sent to live with a primitive African tribe, he spends years teaching them reading, writing, math and science.
One day the tribe’s chief’s wife gives birth to a white child. This shocked the tribe , and the chief pulls the professor aside and says,
“Look here! You’re the only white man we’ve ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happened!”
The professor replied,
“No, Chief. You’re mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Sometimes, things like this just happen.”
Having been silent for a moment, the chief said,
“Tell you what. You don’t say anything more about that sheep and I won’t say anything more about that white child.”
