A husband and wife were at a high school reunion when the husband noticed a gorgeous woman at a nearby table, downing glass after glass of gin.
Noticing his intense stare, his wife asked, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” the husband sighed. “She’s my ex-wife. She took to heavy drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
The wife gasped in disbelief:
“My God! Who would think someone could go on celebrating for that long?!”
