The Most Savage Courtroom Comeback Ever
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the *ut*psy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for bl**d pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was al*ve when you began the *ut*psy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his br*in was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been al*ve, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been al*ve and practicing law
A 70-year-old man had never experienced marriage.
One day, fate brings him face to face with a stunning 19-year-old girl, and a spark ignites between them instantly.
Their connection grows, and they decide to tie the knot. Setting off for their h*nymoon in Florida, they embark on this new chapter of life together.
Upon their return, his curious friend queries, “So, my friend, how was the honeymoon?” With a blissful smile, the man responds, “Oh, it was truly enchanting.
The sun, the waves, we shared *nt*mate moments almost every night, we -” His friend playfully interrupts, “At your age! How did you manage such a feat night after night?”
The man chuckles and replies, “Well, you see, we nearly m*de l*ve on Monday, we nearly m*de l*ve on Tuesday…”
