I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a woman in her 60s.
We had a couple of drinks and started chatting.
She suddenly asked, “Have you ever heard of a sportsman’s double?”
I raised an eyebrow.
“What’s that?”
She smiled mischievously.
“It’s when you end up with both a mother and daughter.”
My imagination immediately started working overtime.
I thought, “Well… this night just got interesting!”
We had another couple of drinks, and she winked.
“Tonight might be your lucky night.”
My heart started racing.
We finished our drinks and headed back to her place.
When we walked inside, she switched on the hallway light and shouted upstairs,
“Mom… are you still awake?”
I froze.
She turned around and smiled.
“Surprise!”
Suddenly, I realized I had completely misunderstood the assignment.
