She Refused to Open the Door—Then He Did Something Unexpected
Once, a husband came home late after drinking. He rang the bell.
Wife: “Where have you been this late? I’m not opening the door. You can sleep outside tonight.”
Nearby, there was a well.
Husband: “If you don’t open the door, I’ll jump into the well.”
Wife: “Do whatever you want, I won’t open the door.”
The husband picked up a big stone and threw it into the well. The wife quickly opened the door and rushed towards the well.
The husband entered the house and locked the door.
Wife: “Open the door, or I’ll shout and get people to gather here.”
Husband: “Let them gather. I’ll ask you in front of them where you’re coming from so late, dressed like that.”
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A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, “How was I born?”
“Well, honey…” said the slightly prudish parent, “An angel brought you to us.”
“Oh,” said the boy.
“Well, how did you and Daddy get born?” he asked.
“Oh, the angel brought us too.”
“Well, how were Grandpa and Grandma born?” he persisted.
“Well, darling, the angel brought them too!” said the parent.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher, who read with confusion the opening sentence: “This report has been very difficult to write because there hasn’t been a natural birth in my family for three generations.”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
