An elderly Florida lady went shopping. Upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags then drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”
The four men immediately got out and ran like mad.
The lady was somewhat shaken but proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver’s seat. As she was so shaken, she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried many times , and then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
The elderly lady loaded her bags into the car before driving to the police station.
The sergeant whom she told the story to nearly tore himself in two with laughter.
He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than 5 feet tall, wearing glasses, with curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
