Love Heals Everything… Apparently Not This
A young couple sits on a park bench.
Close.
Quiet.
In their own little world.
The girl leans in and whispers:
“My ear… it’s really h*rting…”
The guy smiles.
Leans over—
kisses her ear.
“Better now?”
She giggles.
“Wow… it’s gone.”
Pause.
“…but now my neck h*rts.”
He grins.
Kisses her neck.
“And now?”
She Laughs.
“You’re magic… completely gone.”
Another pause.
She touches her collarbone.
“…but now right here… it really h*rts.”
He’s feeling confident now.
Leans in again—
Suddenly—
An old man from the next bench leans over.
Dead serious.
“Excuse me…”
Pause.
“Do you also treat h*morrh*ids?”
Silence.
The couple fr*ezes.
And just like that…
love stops healing things. 😄
