Little Johnny is back to school after the holidays.
After a few days, his teacher called up Little Johnny’s father as he was not behaving in school.
Here’s the conversation the teacher had with his father.
The teacher calls and says “Hello, sorry to say but your son Johnny is misbehaving in the school.”
The father says “Hang on a minute, Johnny was home for two months. I never called you and told you when he was misbehaving.”
The 10th grade teacher has a question for Jessica, “What part of the human body increases to ten times its normal size when excited?”
“That’s disgusting!” Jessica replies. “I don’t have to answer that question!”
So the teacher asks Jamie and Jamie’s answer is: “That’s easy… the pupil of the eye.”
“That’s correct, Jamie. Very good!” says the teacher .
Then the teacher turns to Jessica, and announces: “I have three things to say to you, young lady… First, you didn’t do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you’re in for a big disappointment!”
