Little Johnny Accidentally Exposed EVERYTHING
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one d*rk secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.
Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door.
The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
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One day little Johnny asks his father
“Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in b*d?”
Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so she eavesdrops and listens to what her husband will have to say.
Father: “because it makes grown ups happy”
Johnny: “I want to be happy too”
Father: “then you have to wait until you’re a grown up”
Johnny: “but who will exercise with me when I grow up?”
Father: “hopefully when you get married, it will be your wife”
Johnny: “but dad, how come our neighbour Sally exercises with you”
Wife rushes out of the kitchen, ambulance arrives 10 minutes later.
