At Sunday school, children were being taught about how God created everything, including human beings.
Matty, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially interested when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, “Matty, dear, what is the matter?”
Little Matty groaned and responded, “I have a pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.”
Man Asks A Little Boy For Directions, But The Kid’s Response Makes Him Speechless
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.
As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “Son, can you tell me where the post office is?”
The little boy replied, “Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right.”
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I’m the new pastor in town, and I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I’ll show you how to get to heaven.”
The little boy replied with a chuckle, “Awww, come on; you don’t even know the way to the post office!”
