A 4-year-old boy says to his dad, ” Dad, I’ve decided to get married.”
Dad: wonderful, do you have a girl in mind?
Boy: yes, she said she loves me, I love her too.. and she’s the best cook and & storyteller in the whole world! Oh, that’s grandma!
Dad: that’s nice, but we have a small problem there!
Boy: what problem?
Dad: she happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother!?
Boy: why not?! You married mine!!
A Man Is Dating Three Women and Wants To Decide Which to Marry
A man who is rich and a frisky person. He is a businessman.
After enjoying his life as a single person now.
He gets serious about his life to take a final decision making his future.
He is confused because He is dating three women at a time, and wants to decide which one to marry.
He thinks what he should do selecting one of them.
In this regard, he decides to give them a test.
Finally, he gives each woman a present of $5,000.
And watches to see what they do with the money.
The first girl gets surprised, she does a total makeover.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases a new make-up,
And buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man.
When she meets him, she tells him that,
She has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man impressed to hear that.
The second girl goes for shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of strong golf clubs,
Some new gizmos for his new computer, and some expensive clothes.
Next day, as she present these gifts, she tells him that
She has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again the man is impressed to see all that.
The third girl gets a wonderful idea, after receiving the money.
She invests all the money in the stock market. After some days she earns several time the $5,000.
She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remaining amount in a joint account.
She tells him confidently that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was so impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.
Guess which lady he chooses to marry?
Think like a man.
He married the most beautiful one. Men are men. Obviously.
The Rules of the Marriage
A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules.
“I’ll be home when I want, if I want, what time I want, and I don’t expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.
I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card playing when I want with my old buddies, and don’t you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?”
His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be s*x here at seven o’clock every night, whether you’re here or not.”
A Couple Is Eating At Hooters For Their 20th Anniversary.
A husband and wife are eating at Hooters for their 20th anniversary.
A busty gorgeous blond waitress comes up and asks them what they’d like to drink.
“Oh my god, you are gorgeous.” Said the husband with the intent of pissing his wife off.
His wife just shook her head and smiled.
“Why don’t you introduce your wife to her you pig, or better yet, introduce her to your erectile dysfunction. “
The husband looks at the waitress who was now smiling nervously at them.
The husband looked at the waitress and pointed at his wife and said,
“Ma’am I’d like to introduce you to my erectile dysfunction, my wife.”
