I ran into a friend who looked pretty down, so I asked:
— Why do you look so sad?
He sighed:
— My wife swore she wouldn’t talk to me for a whole week.
I laughed:
— That sounds amazing!
He nodded:
— Yeah… it’s been peaceful. No nagging, no arguments… actually kind of nice.
I shrugged:
— Then what’s the problem?
He looked at me, full of regret:
— Today’s the last day.
