He Thought His Dog Had Done Something Terrible… Then the Truth Came Out
One afternoon, I found my German Shepherd, Hondo, proudly trotting across the backyard with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth.
The rabbit was filthy, covered in dirt, and very, very de@d.
I panicked.
Certain my neighbor would think Hondo had k*lled their beloved pet, I grabbed the rabbit, took it inside, gave it a bath, blow-dried its fur until it looked clean and fluffy again, then quietly slipped into the neighbor’s yard and placed it back in its cage.
I figured they’d simply assume it had d*ed of natural causes.
A few days later, my neighbor stopped me outside.
“Hey, Don, did you hear Fluffy d*ed?”
Trying to sound surprised, I replied, “No… what happened?”
He shook his head.
“It was the strangest thing. We found him de@d in his cage last week, so we buried him.”
I just stared.
He continued,
“But the very next day, someone dug him up, gave him a bath, and put him back in his cage.”
He looked genuinely disturbed.
“There are some s*riously s*ck people in this neighborhood.”
