I was out shopping when a kind lady quietly walked over and whispered,
“Excuse me, sir…”
“…your garage door is open.”
I looked down…
Sure enough.
My zipper was wide open.
Trying to save a little dignity, I zipped it up, smiled confidently, and joked,
“Well… did you happen to see my MONSTER TRUCK parked inside?”
Without missing a beat, the woman smiled politely and replied,
“No…”
She paused just long enough to make me feel hopeful.
Then she delivered the knockout punch.
“I only saw a little Toyota…”
“…with two flat tires.” 😂🤣
I laughed…
Everyone around me laughed…
And my self-confidence is still in the repair shop.
