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Funny and sweet texts that will make your crush LOL

There’s no scarier text in the world than a message to your crush. Timing, the state of your relationship, emoji use and frequency of messages all have to be taken into account and you still have to think of what to say—how does anyone do it?! Thankfully, we’re here to help. Keep scrolling to see top funny and sweet text messages perfect for sending to your crush.

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1. When I am with you, my Mondays become Fridays, my nights are bright and the air is cleaner. What kind of powers do you have?

2. Are you ready for a kiss fight? Or do you think you are going to lose?

3. Don’t blame me because I like you, it is your fault for having everything I love!

4. If you were in a storefront, I would buy you immediately!

5. I wish it was easier to explain to you why I like you so much. I guess I am not good with explanations. Let me show you my reasons with actions, not words.

6. I am going to call the police right now. Why did you steal my heart like this?

7. I like you more than waking up late.

8. My shrink cannot find the reason why I lost my mind. But I know it: I lost it when I saw you for the first time.

9. Being beautiful / handsome is not easy, but I guess you are already used to it.

10. You come, you mess up everything and you leave. This is not love, this is emotional tourism!

11. I don’t plan to go after you forever, so at some point, you should stop running away from me, don’t you think?

12. I may not be like Buzz Lightyear, but I love you to the infinity and beyond!

13. If my words could make you happy and joyful, I would never be in silent again.

14. It is official, I am changing the alphabet.Maybe you can help me. What do you think about putting U and I one next to each other?

15. I don’t need to kiss more frogs because I already met my prince / I don’t need to climb more castles because I aready found my princess

16. When I saw your smile, I immediately knew that that was the smile I wanted to see every morning for the rest of my life.

17. Every love song I listen reminds me of you.

18. Let me make you happy forever. You just need to do one thing: fall in love with me.

19. They say that if you can be in silent next to someone without feeling awkward, it means that you two have a connection. With you, words don’t matter.

20. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

21. If I were a triangle, would you say I was an ~acute~ one?

22. On a scale from one to 10, you’re a nine… So, will you let me be the one you need?

23. You’ve been everything I’ve been searching for… Hey, are you Google?

24. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?

25. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

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