Four Strangers, One Dark Tunnel… And a Slap No One Expected
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a r*vishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps.
Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness.
On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The old lady thinks, “I bet that d*rty Frenchman f*ndled the blonde and she str*ck the p*rv*rt.”
The blonde thinks, “I bet that f*lthy Frenchman was looking to gr*pe me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.”
The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that p*rfid*ous Englishman t*uch*d up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.”
The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French tw*t again.”
