While having coffee together, four Catholic mothers discussed how important their children are.
“My son is a priest. When he walks into room, everyone calls him “Father.”, the first one tells her friends.
The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Grace.”
“Well, not to put you down, but MY son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Eminence.”, the third Catholic woman says smugly.
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
The first three women give her this subtle “Well…?”
She replies, “My son is a gorgeous, 6’2”, hard-bodied, Chippendale’s stripper.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “OH MY GOD.”
