A young man named Dave bought a horse from a farmer for $250
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day, the farmer drove up to Dave’s house and said,
“Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse d!ed”
Dave replied, “Well, then just give me my money back”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already”
Dave said, “Ok, then, just bring me the d_ead horse”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Dave said, “I’m going to raffle him off”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a d_ead horse!”
Dave said, “Sure I can Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s d_ead”
A month later, the farmer met up with Dave and asked,
“What happened with that d_ead horse?”
Dave said,
“I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars apiece and made a profit of $2495”
The farmer said,
“Didn’t anyone complain?”
Dave said,
“Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back”
