A young ventriloquist was touring Sweden and, one night, he was doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he started going through some of his standard d*mb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stood on her chair and started shouting:
“I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Swedish blonde women that way?
What does the colour of a woman’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
It’s men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. It’s people like you who make others think that all blondes are dumb!
You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general; pathetically, all in the name of humour!”
The stunned ventriloquist started to apologize, but the blonde interrupted and screamed:
“You stay out of this! I’m talking to that little shit sitting on your lap.
I asked my friend, “What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?”
He said “You should share responsi- bilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”
I asked “Can you explain?”
He said “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues.
We do not interfere in each other’s decisions.”
Still not convinced, i asked him “Give me some examples”
He said “Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it “
I asked “Then, what is your role?”
He said “My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether Bodoland should be formed or not, whether Ronaldo should retire from Football, etc etc. and do you know,
my wife; NEVER, objects to any of these decisions…
