This joke story will make you laugh!
One day, a woman gets pulled over by a policeman on a street.
What she does next is genius.
Woman: Is there a problem, officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: I lost it four years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: Oh. Then may I see your vehicle registration papers, please?
Woman: Can’t do that either.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I kidnapped the owner, tied him up and stuffed him in the trunk, if you want to take a look.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away and calls for back-up. Within minutes, five police cars roar up to the site. A senior officer slowly steps out of his car and approaches the woman, clasping his gun in both hands.
Senior Officer : Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please?
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem, sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and kidnapped the owner.
Woman: Kidnapped the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please?
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you don’t have a driver’s license.
The woman digs into her handbag, pulls out a license and hands it to the officer, who examines it. He looks puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma’am. One of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you kidnapped and tied up the owner.
Woman: I bet the lying SOB told you I was speeding, too.
