A veterinarian was called to examine the head male goat.
After checking it, the vet said:
— Your goat isn’t s*ck at all. The wheezing is because he has a habit of sniffing and nibbling on female goats’ fur, so the hair gets into his mouth and makes it hard to breathe.
— Are you sure about that, doctor?
— I guarantee it.
The woman sighed and said:
— Oh my… could it be that my husband has the same problem as this goat? He wheezes just like that, but every doctor says he’s perfectly fine.
— !!! 😆
I asked my friend, “What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?”
He said “You should share responsi- bilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”
I asked “Can you explain?”
He said “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues.
We do not interfere in each other’s decisions.”
Still not convinced, i asked him “Give me some examples”
He said “Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it “
I asked “Then, what is your role?”
He said “My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether Bodoland should be formed or not, whether Ronaldo should retire from Football, etc etc. and do you know,
my wife; NEVER, objects to any of these decisions…
