Women are so complicated and impossible to satisfy as they age. They are constantly moving the goalposts!
At 18, they want handsome guys.
At 25, they want mature men.
At 30, they want successful men.
At 40, they want established men.
At 50, they want faithful men.
At 60, they just want a guy who helps out around the house.
Men, on the other hand, are remarkably simple and display unmatched lifelong discipline:
At 18, they like pretty young girls.
At 25, they like pretty young girls.
At 30, they like pretty young girls.
At 40, they like pretty young girls.
At 50, they still like pretty young girls.
Even at 80, when they can barely move without a walker, they still like pretty young girls.
Here’s to men and their unwavering commitment to consistency!
