An old lady, a difficult independent, use to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons.
One day, she brought with her a whole bun of fresh bread just to feed her daily company.
Little by little, pinch by pinch, she fed each pigeon with JOY
Then suddenly a man in his early 40s, who was watching her from a distance, came near her and told her that she shouldn’t throw away good food on a bunch of pigeons that can find food anywhere when there are a lot of people starving in Africa.
The old lady said in crazed anger and without hesitation:
“Well, I can’t throw that far!”
One day an old lady won the lottery and bought a mansion.
She would wake up every day in her mansion lonely
So one day the old lady decided to buy a dog.
The old lady was so bored she wanted to name her Mansion but she could not think of a name for her mansion,
So she said to herself before she went to sleep first thing I see in the morning I’ll name my mansion!
The old lady falls asleep n awakes in the morning and sees a hairy b*tt!
The old lady says haha then my Mansion will be named Hairy b*tt!
The old lady got really bored n started thinking of names to name her dog she couldn’t think of a good one so she said the first thing I step on I’ll name my dog.
The old lady awakes in the morning steps on a crack the old lady says hahaha I’ll name my dog crack!
A whole week goes by and her dog comes up missing!
The old lady is in panic and calls the Police!
When the police arrive they ask the old lady what seems to be the problem?
The old lady replies back frantically I looked all over my hairy b*tt but I couldn’t find my crack!
