A man walks into his favorite upscale restaurant and settles into his usual spot.
As he scans the room, his eyes catch a stunning woman dining alone nearby.
Feeling bold, he calls the waiter over and orders the finest bottle of Merlot to be sent her way, hoping to catch her attention.
The waiter delivers the bottle and explains it’s a gift from the gentleman across the room.
The woman glances over, gives a polite smile, and then scribbles a note, handing it back to the waiter to deliver.
The note reads:
“For me to accept this gift, you must have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and at least seven inches in your pants.”
Amused, the man jots down a reply and sends it back.
His note reads:
“Sweetheart, I have a LaFerrari, a BMW i8, and a Mercedes AMG GTS parked in my garage.
My bank account holds more than $20 million. But cutting off three inches just to impress you? Sorry, not happening.
Kindly return the wine.
