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A Guy With His Large Box

A guy in New York orders a taxi to go cross state.
The taxi pulls up, and he gets in, carrying a large box which he puts in the back.

They set out driving, while the guy is looking at the box nervously every ten minutes or so.

When they get to New Jersey, the man calls his wife. “Hi Honey. Yes, they did give me the jewellery. I’ll have it priced in Atlanta, it will probably be around 200 thousand. I’ll call you when I’m done.”

Half an hour later, he asks the driver to pull up at the nearest gas station so he can have lunch, the driver obliges so he can fill up on gas too. The man gets out, goes to the diner, has his lunch, gets back out, and sees that the driver has run out on him with the box.

He goes back calmly to the store and asks the clerk if he has a large empty box in the back.

The clerk asks, “What do you need it for?”

The guy replies, “Well, I have to be in Florida tomorrow.”