A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him,
“Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”
The crow answered:
“Sure, why not.”
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves,
“What are you doing in there?” she asked.
The rabbit replied,
“This is a Westinghouse, isn’t it?”
The lady confirmed,
“Yes.”
“Well,” the rabbit said, “I’m westing.”
