A boy, his father and his mother are having dinner.
But the boy doesn’t want to eat his broccoli.
– Eat your broccoli! – says the mother.
– No! – exclaims the boy.
The father then leans toward the boy and whispers something in his ear.
The boy quickly eats his broccoli and goes into his room.
– What did you tell him?
– I told him that if he didn’t eat his broccoli, his d!ck wouldn’t grow.
The woman then stands up and slaps the man as hard as she can.
– What was that for? – he asks, confused.
– FOR NOT EATING YOUR BROCCOLI WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD!
