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An Old Man Bought An Expensive Present For His Girlfriend

At a jewellery store, an old man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.

“Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?” asked the jeweller.

The Old man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic steadfastly replied,

“No, just engrave it:

To My One And Only Love.

That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again.”

When an elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership, they found that the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful Lady.

“I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised the $75, 000 asking price,” said the old man.

“Yet I just heard you close the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady over there. You insisted there could be no discounts on this model,”

The grinning salesman replied: “Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and just look at her. How could I resist?”.

Just then the young woman approached the old folks and handed them the keys.

“There you go,” she said.

“I told you I could get this joker to drop the price.”

“See you later, grandpa.”

Goes to show….

Moral: Never mess with the elderly!