A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.
As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “Son, can you tell me where the post office is?”
The little boy replied, “Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right.”
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I’m the new pastor in town, and I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I’ll show you how to get to heaven.”
The little boy replied with a chuckle, “Awww, come on; you don’t even know the way to the post office!”
A Little Boy Was Afraid Of Going Outside In The Dark
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.
The little boy turned to his mother and said: “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.”
The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don’t have to be afraid of the dark,” she explained. “Jesus is out there. He’ll look after you and protect you.”
The little boy looked at his mother with a confused stare and asked: “Are you sure he’s out there?”
The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called: “Jesus? If you’re out there, would you please hand me the broom?”
A Father Asked His Little Boy What He Wanted For Christmas
When a father asked his little boy what he wanted for Christmas,
The boy replied. “A baby sister.”
As it turned out, the wife was pregnant and delivered on Christmas Eve.
On Christmas Day she brought home a brand new baby sister for their son.
The next year, when the father asked his little boy what he wanted for Christmas, the boy said…
“If it wouldn’t make mummy too uncomfortable, I’d like a pony.”
