A couple of elderly men were venting their frustrations about the woes of modern technology.
“I just can’t ever seem to remember my darn passwords,” grumbled one of them.
The other one smiled.
“Oh really? I can never forget mine!”
“How do you manage it?” asked the first guy curiously.
“Well, I simply set all my passwords to ‘Incorrect’ so that whenever I’m told that my password is incorrect, I’ll remember it!”
Two Elderly People Flirt With Each Other At A Seniors’ Singles Bar
One night two old people were at a seniors’ singles bar.
The two started to hit it off and began flirting with each other.
After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman,
“If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?”
“Depends…”, the old woman replies shyly.
“Depends on what?” he asks.
“On my bottom – where else?!”
