An Englishman, a Frenchman, a German and an Italian are having a philosophical debate.
The question is:
What separates man from animals?
“Technology,” says the German.
“Other creatures have tools, yet none can match the heights of engineering we have accomplished. It is our industry that separates us from the beasts.”
“I disagree,” says the Italian.
“It is our food. The creatures of the wild eat, but they do not cook.
On the other hand, humans create amazing dishes and new combinations that make eating a most enjoyable experience.”
“I say it’s art,” says the Frenchman.
“No other being can create art. From our earliest days, we have painted, and now we sculpt, write and compose as well. The wild animals cannot ever know what it is like to cry over a beautiful piece of art.”
All three now look towards the Englishman, expecting his answer.
He takes a long sip of tea and then answer.
“The Channel.”
